i don't like sucking hair
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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