once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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