How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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