Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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