That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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