is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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