shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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