She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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