Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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