If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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