this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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