if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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