I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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