What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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