nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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