apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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