i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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