Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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