But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Dicks are not precious.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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