I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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