Got a toothbrush?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Fuck appropriateness.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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