i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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