Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
They took my balls.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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