fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we made out on top of his cat.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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