WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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