I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He? As in you personified your dick?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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