so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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