Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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