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• (845): View more from New York

  Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo

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  Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal

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• (805): View more from California

  I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (707): View more from California

  Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  this st patricks day sucks

  (815): View more from Illinois

  ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls

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• (707): View more from California

  I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I need a hobby that isn't dick related

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room

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• (425): View more from Washington

  While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?

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