I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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