Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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