Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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