i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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