i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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