I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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