Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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