I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
cat food counts as protein by the way
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
