i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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