So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
it's like iHOP with fire
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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