were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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