The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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