i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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