Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
third nipple confirmed
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
He did a backflip because drugs
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