Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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