Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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