We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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