I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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