Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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