Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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