I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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