But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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