just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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