On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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