playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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