problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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